V 2 the J

I'm back! And, boy if you thought some of these blogs were a bit too much are you in for a treat. I know the ladies will get a kick of this.

Okay so if we got back a few blogs we will remember my difficulties in the shaving the legs department. OMG this the LEAST of the worries now. I will tell you this, as your pregnancy progresses you know that your stomach will grow. You know that your body will change into this beautiful voluptuous shape and that you will illuminate the pregnancy glow. What you fail to realize is that as that stomach grows things disappear. Case in point... your vajayjay. Yes, I said it. One minute it is there and the next oops its hiding. And, trust me I could use a volume of jokes right now like about hiding in the bush LOL. Oh leave me alone I had to use at least one. Where was I going with this? Oh right, shaving the legs is finding its way to the bottom of the list. Ladies... ever try shaving your bikini area when you aren't sure if it is even there anymore? I am so happy that it isn't bathing suit season.

But, all this gets me thinking. I am starting to believe that this newest disappearing act has a double meaning. I think "God", or whatever high being you believe in, has the body change in this way for not just the growing baby. Nope I think it is so that us women forget that it is down there. If we can't see it then how can we really think about what it is going to be used for after 40 weeks. It's like a phantom ghost where you know its there, and only because you are peeing every five minutes, but you still can put in the back of your mind.

There is still an upside to all this. My feet have yet to disappear. Speaking of which I wore heels for the first time the other day and it was like heaven. I am a girly girl and love shoes. Especially heels. I figure if I can't see my hmmhmm I can at least still enjoy a good heel.

I should update on Braden now shouldn't I. Maybe I need to start my own blog where I can do all this venting cause if you think this is bad you should read my opinions on other topics. But, Braden is doing absolutely wonderful. He is 2 lbs now and 12 inches long. He is very active and move and kicks and flips around all the time. I can't wait to meet him and hold him and watch him discover the world. Because, in the end that all that matters. The love you can give and share with your children.